Monday, January 18, 2010

My Dates with a TV News Reporter Part Four

I've been asked so I'll tell.

First TV girl is not pissed that I'd post this story or parts 1,2 and 3.

To those who sent me hate mail because her husband is "serving our country" overseas, get a life. No it's not Marika Kelderman on channel 5, she's not married and I'm not that smart.

To anyone else who thought this is dumb ..... Oh sorry I thought it was kinda cute. I also thought some people might see part of their own lives in my mess.

So the update.. might as well call this the "epilogue" now if you're expecting Pucke to take center stage and pour his heart out. GUESS AGAIN!

The marine husband returned to Iraq six months after we first met. Ever since then he's been blowing up TV girl's myspace page and cell with graphics and text messages. Seems TV girl put him on notice and he doesn't want to lose what he lost long ago.

The once uncaring self absorbed husband is suddenly Mr. I want to change. Hummm.

Well, I don't really know what to think. Considering TV girl confessed she had spent the better part of the past two weeks being the wife (yuck!) and trying to sort out their marriage.

So let's cover the facts first she's below my age limit (sorry Juliet I'm sticking to my 30+ rule) Let's be real here unless you have a PhD or are in your last year of an internship at MUSC (yes that would be you Jamie) I'm not even thinking drinks, much less relationship. Second I hate being lied to, which TV never has but man do I know a couple of experts on that subject. Third I don't want to be the cause of any marrige to come to a crashing end. Last I'm so not ready to make nice j/k, I mean play husband... but someone, somewhere, sometime though I'm not dumb enough to make it a goal or have a deadline.

To TV girl just because you think I'm a nice guy, polite in every way and have really nice hands doesn't mean we are meant to be. Please don't flip your entire life upside down for me. On the other hand I'll always be your best friend, just a cell phone call away.

BTW You best not wink on camera again it's not as subtle as you think, plus you know I'm in love with Robin Meade!

So what next? I have not a clue.

How about the Bahamas? Any takers?

2 comments:

  1. First you have to read parts, one, two and three. Then understand the author took the liberty of bending the time and space continuum.

    Lastly, since leaving Charleston TV girl divorced the Marine after he returned from his tour in Iraq and she has found herself in a comfortable relationship with someone other than the author.

    ReplyDelete