Saturday, November 12, 2022

Are You My Uber?

 


Where is my Uber?


Are you my Uber? No.


Oh this is my Uber!


That's not my Uber!


Where is my Damn Uber!


Are you my Uber? No!


Are you sure you are not my Uber? Yes!


Why are you funcking parked here? 

I'm convinced that the human race is devolving into stupid mindless Zombies. This woman is proof! She refused to get out of the travel lane convinced I was her Uber, even though there are three other people in my car and yelling profanities at me because she's self absorbed liberal nut bird. 

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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 12, 2022 at 6:51 PM

    It took you this long to notice that, Cedar? Go do a ride along in North Tryon with some of these officers!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 12, 2022 at 8:48 PM

    What’s makes her a liberal? Maybe you’re the nut bird ?

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  3. AnonymousNovember 12, 2022 at 11:41 PM

    Trust me she’s clearly a card carrying liberal! Angry confused only real friend is a cat! Works in HR at some tech company and is convinced her job matters. Totally LGBTQMNOP and drives a Prius yet believes microwaves create toxins in food and supports defunding the police.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 8:29 AM

    11:41 …. And yet the Dems crushed the red wave. Go figure !?!

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  5. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 9:11 AM

    I see this sort of stupid all the time. How do these people survive?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 10:32 AM

    The airport is a mess sort of an ongoing disaster. Having ShowPros directling traffic while the Airport Cops sit inside and snarf down donuts and starbuck lattés. Just comical I pray they never have to respond to a real situation.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 1:35 PM

    Stop shitting on us at the airport. We did more at CMPD than any of you. This is our retirement gig like Bellamy at Ally Bank!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 2:13 PM


    This is coming Charlotte soon. Tammy Pippen will be out in charge.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc-overwhelmingly-passes-three-ballot-measures-proposed-the-racial-justice-commission

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  9. AnonymousNovember 13, 2022 at 7:20 PM

    Nothing new here, people are strange. I've had them bang on my window, yank open my passenger door open, and then scream at me because they suddenly felt threatened when I said get the funk out of my car. I'm not a fan of Uber.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 16, 2022 at 8:15 AM

    This makes me laugh as I've experienced the same crap before at our airport. I guess I too look like an Uber driver. And hell yes they got upset with me as if I was trying to impersonate Uber. People do not try to open doors of cars at the airport its rude and stupid.

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