When is comes to stupid no one yells "here, hold my beer" louder than the clowns at Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office better know as Garry McFadden's "Day's Inn" Extended Stay Resort and Recording Studio.
Forget the two MCSO employees having a knife fight this is way more stupid!
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But I bet y'all didn't have this on your bingo card.
John Matanovic was arrested Saturday night by the Cornelius, North Carolina Police Department for not having a Funeral Directors License.
At least according to Mecklenburg County Sheriff Garry McFadden.
His LinkedIn profile says he's also a parking lot attendant, apprentice plumber and works at Autobell.
Talk about a crazy side gig!
I know what you're thinking maybe his dad had a extra large refrigerator he wasn’t using since it's not deer season, right?
Need to get Uncle Henry taken care of and on his way but don't have the green to pay for a real funeral call my buddy John Jason or as he's known by his street name "Doctor Death".
OK not really so Y'all ready for this.....
Contrary to MCSO Matanovic was over in the far northwest end Montgomery County back on 15 September of last year and was actually charged with Trespassing because he and his buddies where "Drinking beer and jumping from the cliffs on the Yadkin River Game Lands on Tuckertown Road".
Seriously funny - Poor kid gets arrested on an outstanding warrant from nearly a year ago and MCSO logs it into the system as NO FUNERAL DIRECTOR'S LICENSE!
MCSO Says it's not their fault.
Rather than send him home with a warning to fix it or else Barney decided to take him to jail at 2 am.
Then we suspect he or the MCSO used the GS 90-210 vs GS 113-264 and didn't bother to check the computer screen.
Matanovic was released around 12:30 pm on Sunday after posting a $750.00 bail about midday on Sunday MCSO changed their system to "see paperwork for charges".
Cedar's Take:
It was pointed out that with the ACIS hit the Cornelius Officer had a duty to arrest him.
Which is True, failure to appear is a common event and yes you need to go to jail right then and there, but I think a little grace would go a long way.
I know exactly where the kid was and during deer season that's not a smart place to be. However I think was still bow hunting only and it is public lands.
Now the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Sgt Howell who wrote the citation deserves a medal for asshole of the year. This location has been the perfect spot for end of summer fun for 100 years. Now maybe Matanovic had an attitude IDK.
Anyways the punk apparently just blew it off. Still I don’t know if I’d run him to Charlotte on that outstanding warrant.
But he’ll have the how he was arrested for being an undertaker without a license story to tell forever.
Ditto for the Mecklenburg County magistrate who set his bond at $750.00 on a $200 citation and MCSO who put him in an orange jumpsuit on a Saturday Night.
Which is the problem with having DEI hires in government jobs. The stupid is stunning because there is no common sense.
Issuing citations to 20 year olds for swimming on a end of Summer Saturday afternoon, that's stupid
Arresting a 20 year old on a Saturday night on an outstanding citation and driving him 20 miles to Charlotte is stupid.
Setting his bail at $750 on a $200 fine is stupid.
Putting him in a orange jumpsuit for his 2 am mug shot is stupid.
Entering the wrong crime is stupid.
And all of this stupid is costing taxpayers millions. Just stop it!
I’m betting he didn’t get any studio time. Shame.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahahahahaha. I needed that today lol
DeleteI'm all for nipping it in the bud but I can't condone busting 20 somethings for swimming and drinking beer. That's how liberals are hatched.
ReplyDeleteIn the bud?
DeleteCedar, I too have been to Tuckertown Reservoir drinking beer and jumping off the cliffs. Big fun.
ReplyDeleteI think they had a fatality out there not that long ago. Maybe 2020? Some dude jumped didn't resurface and that was the end of the fun.
Cedar is right there is some serious stupid at MCSO
ReplyDeleteSerious question if they can screw this up how many times did they have someone arrested for a parking ticket but entered the poor SOB as a pedo?
ReplyDeleteThe charge code gets reviewed by 4 people at minimum. That means it’s a collective fuk up.
DeleteI’d be more worried about the opposite. A pedo being hit with a parking ticket charge code
DeleteYep and released on a unsecured bond as if that hasn't happened.
DeleteWell when we are forced to put people in jobs for reasons other than qualifications then these problems arise. Just move and stop worrying about this stuff.
DeleteDidn’t one of the hood funeral places on Statesville get shut down years ago for no license? Brother had a fleet of Caddy’s but didn’t renew his license with NC. Something shady but I forget the details.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair there are plenty of competent honest hard working people at MCSO and there are some real "back-stabbing" mofos too.
ReplyDeleteWhen do we get activated for mostly peaceful protests
ReplyDeleteJj’s comments on Nicholas is laughable.
ReplyDeleteWhen did losing the public’s trust stop JJ?
You can’t do this job and encounter these situations with alcohol taking an effect. JJ knows that and condescends on people. He was at a desk after 5 years. He prob drank and drove before, too. The officer will be suspended and prob moved to a 3rd shift duty like they do with hungover officers on dayshift.
DeleteIs that the same as cheating on your wife and kids for a coworker who’s married to another coworker?
Delete1606 ah yes, the public's trust. Something JJ holds so near and dear to his heart that he accepted $305,000 as a nice, juicy retirement gift. "Thanks, taxpayers" - JJ, probably
DeleteOn the prior post I checked it out and Cedar is right every one of the homicides has the date before the murder occured. WTF?
ReplyDeleteOK WE GET IT. WE ARE BAD AT OUR JOBS.
DeleteI enjoy coming here periodically to see how miserable all you cmpd chumps are that are too cowardly to leave but complain how bad it sucks non stop. Grow a pair and leave if you hate your job that much or stop bitching. I did and don’t regret the shit one bit. In response to the “but the pay” garbage, I make the same and retirement is better. All in how you work the numbers
ReplyDeleteThis is the most one sided beef ever…..it’s like saying “I hate my ex-wife but I check the bitches Facebook page every now and then”…..
DeleteSays the loser who comes back to check in on his previous CMPD co-workers. Go fuck yourself.
DeleteChill bros, we are just having fun around here. Y’all take this shit so serious on here. No wonder you want to kill yourselves and think money changes everything!
DeleteLooks like we found the next butt hurt suicide victims
DeleteSo CMPD PIO spent a week working up the video presentation that puts right spin on things
ReplyDeleteFree my man Nicholas! He din do nuffin wrong!! Isn't that how they say it?
ReplyDeleteDon’t make this about race!
DeleteSo he wasn't running a "body shop" as a side gig?
ReplyDeleteThe supervisors that ignored the child abuse of the autistic child need to be held accountable, too. The state had to step in for police misconduct.
ReplyDeleteRacist Cedarmouth sends emails about wrong dates and gender, but doesn’t apologize to readers about badmouthing a mother about DV.
DeleteWho else on my shift wants to take a blue flu day to go check out these cliffs the 19th? I could go for some summer swimming pond to simmer down this heat
ReplyDeleteWhich team you on?
DeleteN Tryon, bitch!
Delete230, duley noted
DeleteSwitchblade all the way
DeleteWho is Duley? Anyway, we will be there early. Drop by and let us know when you get there. Don’t just hide in the bushes like a pervert.
DeleteIt's HOT today! Good Hidey Hole day.
ReplyDeleteEvery day is hidey hole day if you’re pussy enough
DeleteY’all are all pussy for staying there. I don’t want to hear about off footy and kids schools. The schools are awful.
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