Saturday, May 31, 2025

The Eyes Have It! (ReDux)

It is often said "the eyes are the window to the soul" a quote often attributed to William Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci, the philosopher Cicero and even Jesus in the bible from Matthew "The eye is the lamp of the body" so it comes as no surprise that the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office see some really odd, freaky and often scary mofos.

Here's just a sampling from the last two weeks:


Robert Alex McCullum 

DOB 8/15/1971

DV PROTECTIVE ORDER VIOLATION

MISD CRIME OF DOM VIOLENCE

INTERFERE EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION

FALSE IMPRISONMENT

FELONY STALKING



Da'Shawn Anthony Tillman

DOB: 3/24/2001

LARCENY OF MOTOR VEHICLE (FELONY)

FINANCIAL TRANSACTION CARD FRAUD (MISDEM


Isiah Stevenson

DOB: 2/21/2001

Second Degree Trespassing


Brian Paynter

DOB: 9/24/1972

RESISTING PUBLIC OFFICER

DISORDERLY CONDUCT


Timothy Prince Record

DOB: 9/8/2005

SIMPLE ASSAULT

RESISTING PUBLIC OFFICER

ASSAULT BY POINTING A GUN


Jennifer Lee Callan

DOB: 5/26/1980

DRIVING WHILE IMPAIRED



DaJwon Hatcher

DOB: 4/30/1996

ROBBERY WITH DANGEROUS WEAPON

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON

14 comments:

  1. DaJwon is coming for that booty in the jail. Garry needs to keep “an eye” on that booty bandit.

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  2. DWI's are funny.

    Your honor I wasn't drunk, I look like that all the time.

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    1. DWIs are a waste of time and only autistic retards spend hours on a traffic ticket and talking about their dumb autistic retard stats

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    2. It’s just a tax on working people while drug dealers pedal dope and gangs shoot at people. It pays for the court system.

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  3. So...curious why some things are being swept under the rug:
    1) The attempted murder in University where a woman got beaten to a pulp by her (ex?) husband.
    2) The SUV shooting at multiple cars from 85 through uptown (and multiple divisions) resulting in multiple occupied vehicles hit and a homicide. Oddly, zero officers witnessed this although this was occuring in some of the most densely patrolled areas of the city, zero stories about this in the news, and it doesn't sound like anyone is too concerned.

    On a side rant: why is it that when a channel is closed, 2 seconds later some doofus is keying up to check off duty!?

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    1. It’s always been that way!

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    2. shut up, I’m trying to catch the meat lobster bandit. Ramsey just gave me a special assignment.

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    3. Meat bandit makes me think of Sammy Steaks!

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    4. Ramsey already told us 3rd shifters he’s handling the case. He has Rudd as lead investigator. If anyone can find food it’s him.

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    5. 820, don’t let the weirdo tell you what to do. We tried to block him from promotion.

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  4. You might laugh but a lot of people with eye issues are mental cases. You'd be wise to pay extra attention to that guy with the wayward eye or odd twitch going on with his eyelids. Just saying.

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    1. Completely agree. That why cops wear sun glasses. Criminals got similar stuff going on on.

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  5. What happened at Arrest Processing today? Anyone got the intel?

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  6. Yeah. Magistrates did a shitty job as always so the line was backed up.

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