Monday, June 16, 2025

Good Morning Charloot!

It's been a rather dull weekend around Charloot, sans one homicide and the usual drunks and idiots. 

The anti Trump "No Kings" protest was basically uneventful. Bike team doing a BZ job of keeping the clowns from wandering down College Street.



Taxpayers and uptown business owners are pleased to see that Command put a stop to both the protestors wearing masks and the aimlessly wandering protest marches.

Juneteenth on Thursday should be dull as well even up on Da Ford. Hearing that the idea of CMPD "standing down" has been canned again for this year and that street takeovers are to be dealt with promptly.

With Father's day on Sunday it gave us all time to hang out with family and friends pool side and watch the kids enjoy the day.  

Still I don't think you can really appreciate Father's Day until you notice that 3 of the guys who were playing corn hole just an hour ago are now heading off to roll call leaving the house in their blue uniforms, wearing duty belts and carrying three and four year olds in their arms. The hand off is quick and just like that they are rolling. The kids head back to the pool and the girls just cope.

That is all just my perspective.

Oh one more thing.... "Let's be careful out there".

CP


17 comments:

  1. Has anyone seen Chief Lame Duck? Or has he officially checked out counting his winnings deciding what to buy next?

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  2. I wonder if relocation expenses will be a recruitment sign on bonus. Maybe then we could hire some quality rookies. Leadership from the top. ✔️

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    1. Will never happen. Agency is fucked for at least the next decade to even have the opportunity to be fixed. Where else are the idiots who hold rank that shouldn’t be cops, let alone rank going to go? Just up unfortunately

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    2. Exactly. The leadership doesn’t like being underminded. Beards, dip, and tatts don’t think too deep.

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  3. I can’t wait for you millennial douchebags to get a new chief just to see what you will bitch about next. I’ve never seen so many tatted up bearded pussies in my life.

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    1. At least with a new guy the beards will be gone.

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  4. This is a safe learning environment that anyone can become a police officer.

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  5. I recently had the dishonor of working with the coward Jackson at off duty. Never met him before and hopefully never work with him again. He is like so many of these entitled newer officers and thinks he’s Gods gift to policing. He has small arms and tapers his sleeves like someone who enjoys the month of June.🏳️‍🌈

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    1. You won’t say that to him in the locker room. I dare you

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    2. He’s gay and no one thinks he or you are tough. Pussy

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    3. He won’t come in the locker room. He uses the “Family Bathroom”.

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    4. My pussy supervisors use the family bathroom for similar reasons

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    5. Locker room for big boys. CedarPosts for little girls.

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    6. Here is what I do. I take a big ‘ol’ dump in the family bathroom and let it sit there. Don’t flush it. That usually gets them pissed off. Then I take the handle so they have to become plumbers to flush it!

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  6. $77,000 to move! That's more than I make in a year. Two Men and a Truck charged us $1,200 to move from Charlotte to Union County. Meanwhile we are forced to move OUT of Charlotte in order to eke out a living.

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  7. At least you don’t have to share the men’s locker room with a chick.

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    1. I’d rather share a locker room with a chick than with criminals and thieves. If they steal money they steal anything.

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