Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Black Man on a Saturday Night

The old racist joke about Leroy who was always getting arrested.  

Judge: Now Leroy I sees here where you were arrested again this past Saturday night.

Leroy you seem like a nice man, you have a nice job, nice family, I know your wife but for the Love of God I have no idea why you are always getting arrested on Saturday nights.

Leroy: Your honor that's because you have no idea what it is like to be a black man on a Saturday night.


Brandon Jamal Hampton age 39 Photos Courtesy MCSO

On Saturday, September 27, 2025, (CMPD) Officers were dispatched to the Family Dollar located at 2100 Beatties Ford Rd. in reference to an armed robbery call for service. 


Officers arrived on scene and spoke to the victim/clerk, Valeria Roseboro. Valeria stated that while she was working, she noticed black male subject that had previously been in the store and was known for stealing. Valeria stated that subject entered the store and walked directly to where the beer is kept. 

Valeria stated that she confronted the subject while he was trying to walk out of the store with two sixteen packs of Modelo and one twelve pack of Milwaukee's best beer with total value of $40. Valeria stated that the subject had silver pocketknife in his hand and stated that he would stab her. 

Valeria stated that the subject then walked out of the store. Valeria stated the subject walked up Beatties Ford Rd towards Catherine Simmons Ave. Valeria stated that the subject was wearing all black clothing with black hoodie.

Valeria showed Officers video from previous encounter with the subject. Detectives with the Real Time Crime Center advised over the radio that they observed subject matching the description given by Valeria, walk down Catherine Simmons Ave. 

While circulating the area of Catherine Simmons Ave, Officers observed the defendant, later identified as Brandon Hampton via DMV search, walk from behind Nikkis Food Shop and then sit in chair in front of 2129 Catherine Simmons Ave. The defendant was wearing dark navy shirt with black pants. Officers made contact with the defendant, who was the same subject Valeria had shown Officers in the video and identified him as the same suspect in this incident. 

The defendant was then placed under arrest. Officers located the stolen merchandise along with black hoodie in the rear of Nikkis Food Shop located at 2200 Beatties Ford Rd which is across the street from where the defendant was located. While in the back of the patrol vehicle, the defendant made spontaneous utterance of, stole that beer, but didn't have no knife.

I am seeking the charge of Robbery with Dangerous Weapon against the Defendant.

Here's where it gets really stupid. Hampton has a 2 decades long list of arrests and convictions. 9 convictions and countless arrests. He's a habitual felon. He's spent 7 years of the last 23 in prison.

Paroled from the Maury Correctional Institution on July 4, 2024 after spending nearly five years in prison he was granted an unconditional release on July 4, 2025.

3 weeks later he was arrested on July 20 for common law robbery given a $5,000.00 bail and released on July 22 via Pretrial Release cashless bail. 

The he was arrested on September 27, (the above arrest) and released on a $25,000 unsecured bail on November 19th, provided he comply with certain rules and electronic monitoring. 

On December 10, 2025 an order for his arrest was issued for non-compliance with the electronic monitoring, one could assume he cut it off or whatever and now his bond is set at $50,000 secured.

The trouble is Hampton doesn't understand the system and now the system has changed. Had he just stole the beer not only would he not gone to jail they'd probably let him drink the beer. But the weapon and Iryna's law changes everything.

On December 10, 2025 Judge Keith Smith again doubled Hampton's bond it is now at $100,000.00 Secured.

Where are they now Brandon Hampton



64 comments:

  1. First, if FD is carrying beer, they invite this into their world. I can’t imagine the juice is worth the squeeze to them. This is not the Levine FD anymore.

    But stealing Milwaukees Best takes me back to the days I was 14 and Eckard Drug was within bike range of a dumb kid on Friday night. To do that at his age shows zero learning from his experience. Not sure jail is where he should go but it sure isn’t the free world either

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  2. I see why they want to shut your racist ass down, cedar.

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  3. I love this.

    Look at how Cedar presents this situation.

    First its funny because if you are white which we assume the judge is you really have no clue what a Saturday night means.

    Second why is Family Dollar selling beer? Because they are profiting from black society. Even though there's a Food Lion across the street.

    Out of prison Hampton the felon is once again free to do as he pleases on a Saturday night.

    He's bound and determined to have a big time not just a couple of beers no he's going all in shitface drunk.

    But he's too stupid just steal it he has to pull out a weapon.

    Even with five years the state has made no progress in this guys rehabilitation.

    The best course of action is back to prison which is sad.

    Cedar I hope to let us know what happens.

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  4. We are shutting down the light rails for this weekend for training purpose. We are doing something to help.

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    1. Better wear your Level A and take universal precautions!

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  5. CMPD roll call for PR is just ugly. Look to your left and then to your right, and imagine you're working 3rd 2 divisions away and your wife calls in a panic someone is trying to break in to your home. Would you really want either one of those clowns to respond? Be honest.

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    1. Been that way for 10 years. I remember my first beer, rookie ass.

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    2. Well now they have their tats and beards so they be cool bad asses… and HEROS! 😂😂😂😂

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    3. Well, if they are in your Division I would not. They are just as far away as you are. Get your ass home and see how well your wife shot their asses up. And tell her not to say a fucking word to anyone.

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    4. 1456 is definitely one of those lazy, fatass “veteran” officers that you would not want responding to a CFS for your family. He would let them die before allowing his HR to break 100.

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    5. 1238 is new to force. Something to prove to himself or family. Drives 100mph to domestic that happened 10 times over 5 years. Hasn’t grasped social darwinism or failed judicial system yet in his career. Heart attack at 50.

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    6. Healthier than 90% of this department, and just by your post, smarter too. You should quit now and save the rest of us from your presence

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    7. After his second divorce he will be looking for the hidey hole. Working 100/week doing something trying to pay all those bills. Maybe find that selling prepaid calling cards is a pretty good deal when you make the precinct sign up. But he would have to make brass to make that happen.

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    8. He is gonna go fed

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    9. Must really hurt your feelings that a 5yr rookie is debt free, married, enjoys their job and doesn’t have to work off duty/OT.

      Go back to being miserable and ignoring the fact that you should have never been a cop. ;)

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    10. Must live outside Meck, in a rental. Or your wife makes bank. Good on you. She’ll leave one day when your intensity and rage over spending day after day in court to see your cases get dropped or pled down Eat at you.

      The job is great. The leadership is terrible. Maybe you’re incompetent enough to get promoted. Good luck kid. Odds are against you

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    11. Thank you for reinforcing my belief that you’re too emotionally weak to for this job.

      Cut your losses gramps. Go work BoA security and enjoy a 8a-5p.

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    12. Kid please. One day you’ll thank me for showing you that off duty is about the steaks and crab legs (or panther games) not the ot. That the fresh meat out of academy that rides with me is dtf and I’m here to train. That airport is a deserved designation and homocide is for liars. Don’t eat out your brother, if that sister in the precinct is going thru trouble it means she likely wants the d as well. And life was easier when we had take homes.

      But go on with you bad self no-debt 65k self. I’m happy for you 6800

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    13. Don’t give that five year cop any respect after his service to Jennings and Putney. Winston and Mayfield on CC, and horrible crime stats. That’s like working at a Hardy’s restaurant for five years and thinking you found success in life. Happiness is in the eye of the beholder and that’s evidence for sure.

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    14. There are legit fags at CMPD. It’s not just an insult around here.

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  6. Speaking of heroes

    The media tried to make that black guy on the train a hero and he beat his wife 5 days later. DV IS BAD.

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    1. Hero maybe maybe not. DV is horrible but our society needs men who stand up when that scumbag is harassing random folks on the train. Sad when the one who stood up is also a criminal. Sure isn’t one of those south end living Gen Z kids from Pittsburgh. Always thought some of those places were tough but all these transplants seem to be super soft. Targets for the criminals

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    2. It’s like that everywhere. Kids grow up with computers instead of tools and machines. They are all victims by their parents’ actions.

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  7. Hi! First time poster, long time reader.

    Is the DA doing a better job with their prosecution of cases?

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  8. It sounds like that new bond law is making a positive impact in Charlotte.

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    1. Protects us from habitual offenders

      Build more jails

      Turn the affordable housing into jail dorms

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    2. Re-open Jail North! No more “residents” no more rap studio. They are criminals treat them as such.

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    3. They closed down North and then claim it’s over crowded, thus resulting in releasing future rap stars. It’s a plan.

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  9. I’ll say what everyone is saying around here. We don’t need a chief handing out toys, we need a leader tackling cases and targeting gang leaders.

    The scary thing is that Rodney Monroe was invited to the chief’s ceremony and attended it. He was responsible for the largest attrition of officers in CMPD history. He tried to send Wes Kerrick to prison for murder.

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    1. A better observation is directed at the voters in Charlotte that elect judges, council, and DA. They block the convictions and create policy to hurt good people. There is something wrong with the voters.

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    2. The fact Rodney showed his face at that ceremony shows either how dumb he is or his level of arrogance has reached new levels. It will still be years before the crap he flooded the system with will retire, let alone the good people who got fed up and left.

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    3. Monroe cost the city so much money and reputational damage. He threatened the IA sgt.

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    4. 1000% on Monroe. He shouldn’t be allowed to any city events, let alone a CMPD function for fear we will leave more of his slime and corruption behind. CMPD will never get back to the department it was before Monroe. What a turd!! He should be charged. Eric Holder is out of office now and can’t cover his flank anymore.

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  10. Who hiring? Tired of being in this liberal shithole

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    1. https://careers.walmart.com/us/en/home

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    2. Stay out of Mecklenburg County, period. A couple agencies in Cabarrus County are pretty good.

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  11. Let's talk about something more fun for a change. Top ten baddie list. Go!

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    1. My sistercousin

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    2. I mean shit it's better than you fags complaining every day here. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being a bitch.

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    3. 1048 you like it? What u do?

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    4. Wyatt is #1. I need her to take a seat on my face.

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    5. #2. Odom got that phatty

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  12. What is Meckurbia turning in to around here? This is a comedy blog and it’s becoming a bunch of cry babies. Let’s focus on the basics of justice and law enforcement.

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    1. All the 6-7k code number bleed blue heroes who think being proactive in this shit pd will get them anywhere and is a personality trait. Give it time morons, you’ll eventually get fucked over and learn to hidey hole like the rest of us counting the days till retirement

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    2. If you working there after all this mess then you ain’t thinking right already. Just a check

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  13. Y’all argue about the dumbest shit on here. We have officers that are really sick and injured. My former major had diabetes and is losing a foot. Your baddie list doesn’t matter compared to our real problems.

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    1. Baddie lists always matter...

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    2. So your Major's diabetes was cured by amputating a foot? At least they have another foot to hop around on! I got both my legs blown off and have to shuffle around on a automotive creeper. I have some swole ass arms, though.

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    3. Who’s losing a foot?

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  14. I saw an officer doing foot patrol by the Brookshire bridge this week. I am glad to see him out of the car, but curious what he did wrong to be punished like that? It would be smarter to put him at the Northlake Mall for the holiday rush.

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    1. Probably a lateral transfer from a different county. Came to Charlotte for the higher salary, and they put him outside the government assistance office over there.

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  15. So with the 6mil the department is going to save by taking away our roll call pay, you think we'll start getting some cars to drive? Asking for a friend of course.

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    1. Is this for real?

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    2. Nope. That money going straight to the white shirts and the convicted felons on city hall

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    3. Rollcall is a waste. It’s about time that was cut!

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    4. Roll call important to see if people are drunk or on drugs. My coworker wasn’t right during our roll call. You have to catch them before they drive the cruiser to a call.

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