Friday, July 26, 2024

The "Eyes" Have It! (Update)

It is often said "the eyes are the window to the soul" a quote often attributed to William Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci, the philosopher Cicero and even Jesus in the bible from Matthew "The eye is the lamp of the body" so it comes as no surprise that the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office see some really odd, freaky and often scary mofos.

Here's just a sampling of some sent to CP in the last few weeks.


Kiarra "Left Eye" Bennett - Misdemeanor Conspiracy


Michael Todd Murphy - DWI 


Tiknija Strong - AWDW


Alan Philip Mack - Resisting Possession Drug Paraphernalia


Arnissa Agurs - Resisting, Asselt, Intoxicated and Disruptive

Brandon Boswell - Weapon


Devon Graham - Assault 


Matthew Raplee - His 6th Arrest in 3 Years


Howie James Darry-Wayne - Discharging Firearm


Michael Scott Kezih - His 2nd DWI


Donzell Stephon Younkins - AWDW




23 comments:

  1. These are broken men, but they are still alive. We could all end up like them some day.

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  2. Please welcome our 5 new recruits at Cmpd. Background and polygraph all checked out.

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  3. The look from Raplee I've seen that before whenever they realize the word felony means they've checked into the extended stay hotel by mistake.

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  4. Ha! I've got one she's kinda hot if you overlook the crazy eyes! I'll send it.

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  5. These are all sick people. Why post this Cedar?

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  6. Say hello to our future lieutenants. Command college material. Zero leadership ability and all for themselves. Shameful.

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    1. Anything’s better than that clown butler

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    2. Franklin the office 🐢July 27, 2024 at 12:32 PM

      No ur a clown motherfucker!

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    3. Eat my black ass pussy

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  7. This is awesome sure dark humor but I needed a laugh. Plus back to back DWIs isn't sick its stupid.

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  8. Did that chick on traffic really have a train ran on her?

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    1. What’s her name? Asking for a friend

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    2. The only female on traffic gang

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    3. Did they jizz on her

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    4. The one with the bleach blonde hair ?

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  9. The chief goes to the stupid 5k run but walks out on The Rock boyz.

    Fuk dat Cedar

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    1. He’s a DEI hire, what do you expect

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  10. My Major is responsible for not firing Officer Aquino and she created that huge law suit and embarrassing new story. He saved her job and put her at the government center. Puss is Puss I guess.

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  11. Any yall actually used eap? They actually anonymous? Felt like if I actually talk to someone there they’d put my ass on admin

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    1. Some people are on admin for years

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    2. Used EAP several times. If you're even considering it, I highly recommend. It is extremely helpful and free for the first several visits. It CANNOT be used against you in any way

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    3. It’s better than being like Brent. Did they figure out if Brent left a note or gave reason?

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  12. God Bless you men and women I swear I couldn't deal with these people at least two of them I'd shoot dead just on the look they have. I've seen rabid raccoons look more right than these people.

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