It is often said "the eyes are the window to the soul" a quote often attributed to William Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci, the philosopher Cicero and even Jesus in the bible from Matthew "The eye is the lamp of the body" so it comes as no surprise that the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office see some really odd, freaky and often scary mofos.
Here's just a sampling of some sent to CP in the last few weeks.
Kiarra "Left Eye" Bennett - Misdemeanor Conspiracy
Michael Todd Murphy - DWI
Tiknija Strong - AWDW
Alan Philip Mack - Resisting Possession Drug Paraphernalia
Arnissa Agurs - Resisting, Asselt, Intoxicated and Disruptive
Brandon Boswell - Weapon
Devon Graham - Assault
Matthew Raplee - His 6th Arrest in 3 Years
Howie James Darry-Wayne - Discharging Firearm
Michael Scott Kezih - His 2nd DWI
These are broken men, but they are still alive. We could all end up like them some day.
ReplyDeletePlease welcome our 5 new recruits at Cmpd. Background and polygraph all checked out.
ReplyDeleteThe look from Raplee I've seen that before whenever they realize the word felony means they've checked into the extended stay hotel by mistake.
ReplyDeleteHa! I've got one she's kinda hot if you overlook the crazy eyes! I'll send it.
ReplyDeleteThese are all sick people. Why post this Cedar?
ReplyDeleteSay hello to our future lieutenants. Command college material. Zero leadership ability and all for themselves. Shameful.
ReplyDeleteAnything’s better than that clown butler
DeleteNo ur a clown motherfucker!
DeleteEat my black ass pussy
DeleteThis is awesome sure dark humor but I needed a laugh. Plus back to back DWIs isn't sick its stupid.
ReplyDeleteDid that chick on traffic really have a train ran on her?
ReplyDeleteWhat’s her name? Asking for a friend
DeleteThe only female on traffic gang
DeleteDid they jizz on her
DeleteThe one with the bleach blonde hair ?
DeleteThe chief goes to the stupid 5k run but walks out on The Rock boyz.
ReplyDeleteFuk dat Cedar
He’s a DEI hire, what do you expect
DeleteMy Major is responsible for not firing Officer Aquino and she created that huge law suit and embarrassing new story. He saved her job and put her at the government center. Puss is Puss I guess.
ReplyDeleteAny yall actually used eap? They actually anonymous? Felt like if I actually talk to someone there they’d put my ass on admin
ReplyDeleteSome people are on admin for years
DeleteUsed EAP several times. If you're even considering it, I highly recommend. It is extremely helpful and free for the first several visits. It CANNOT be used against you in any way
DeleteIt’s better than being like Brent. Did they figure out if Brent left a note or gave reason?
DeleteGod Bless you men and women I swear I couldn't deal with these people at least two of them I'd shoot dead just on the look they have. I've seen rabid raccoons look more right than these people.
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