Friday, November 29, 2024

Post Thanksgiving Laugh!

Based on the comments some of y'all are just a little too tight maybe this not a true story will help.

I have two dogs Scout and Buddy and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Costco and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.  

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Happy Thanksgiving!



18 comments:

  1. I have always that Cedar was racist and sexist. When Cecil got a BJ at work then Cedar didn’t suppress the information. But when the Caucasians brass get BJ and eaten pussy then it’s a cover up on Meckurbia. This news source needs to remain fair and balanced to all peoples.

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    1. We all hate major butler. He’s white

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    2. Leave butler alone. He helped me out one time.

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    3. Found the dude who should’ve been terminated for cowardice in north

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    4. 237: he was awful.

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    5. It was Butler that eliminated the Hidey Hole guy at the Warehouse. Show some dame respect. I hated hearing about his snacks and pillow.

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  2. Okay now that you racists got Trump in Office what’s your plan? Where is all the jobs and money going to come from? Trump must know how to help us.

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    1. RACISTS?

      We literally send our black leadership to other organizations and they get terminated with one year. You need to trust the plan that Trump has for NC.

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    2. "Whats your plan? My plan is to rake in the profits from the stock market for 4 years on the trump economy. Boom

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    3. What about the poor people though?

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  3. Cedar is pretty fair he still has family here and while some of them have retired I think there's 2 rooks and maybe a sgt or capt still working towards that day. All good people. He knows people with fire and ATF.

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    1. I know his nephew in Charleston he's a assistant chief with Charleston County and he's like 28.

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  4. That story about the jail is raw as fuck. Shows what we are dealing with around here!

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    1. They can find you from their Fam at the city that has our home info. A few phone calls and your loved ones are compromised.

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  5. You cowards can call me Heavy D, but I am not a lil Jeff or lil Lucas. I haven’t been arrested or gotten my ass beat out here, either. I am not a DEI hire on my worst day of service to my city.

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    1. Good try. We all know Robinson is too busy at the all you can eat Golden Corral on N Tryon St to waste his record attempt at high cholesterol by posting here.

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  6. All,

    This is the time of year where we lose dark people to their own demons and the devils grip. Please call and check on these people so we don’t lose another one like Brent. There is only one way to heaven and it’s through the forgiveness of Jesus Christ. Remember to do your buddy checks for thumbs ups and stay aware.

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  7. Jesus can’t save us from false reporting by JJ. The city manager busted him on an audit, but not sure how he keeps his job without credibility? How did Romo do keep it?

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