Thursday, June 6, 2024

Kylie Nicole Mast Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

 


It seems that the BF of the rather diminutive Kylie Mast was worried he'd end up like John Bobbit at the hands and knife of former wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Perhaps being nick named "Stubby" wasn't something the perhaps now ex Lucas was interested in and so he filed a complaint against Ms. Mast for misdemeanor domestic violence and the Cornelius Police Department was happy to transport her to Garry McFadden's Mecklenburg County Hilton.

Cornelius Police Department Affidavit 

On Monday, June 4, 2024, at approximately 2305 hours. spoke with the victim, at his residence, located at in Cornelius NC, in reference to Domestic. Dispatch advised that the victim's ex-girlfriend, later identified as Kylie Mast 08/20/2002, was moving her personal belongings out of the residence and physical altercation ensued.

Upon arriving on scene, spoke with the victim, who stated that as the suspect was moving out, they got into verbal argument about their relationship status. BF stated that the suspect struck him twice on the left side of his face with an open palm. I observed visible signs of redness and bruising on his left cheek.

Upon speaking to the suspect, she stated that she pushed J and that he grabbed her arm. admitted to pushing her off of him after she had struck him in the face. There were no physical signs of injury observed on Kylie.

At this point, Kylie was placed under arrest for Misdemeanor Crime of Domestic Violence and was transported to the Mecklenburg County Jail for processing.

She has since been released but no word on court date or if the charges will be dismissed.

Update:

By Popular Request (Your Mileage May Vary) (Props to North Division Guys)


Cedar Update: Advice to Ms. Mast, you can do far better than a guy who calls the cops on you after all a girl who likes golf deserves a second, third, fourth and more mulligans. 

You need a good lawyer to get this case dismissed and your record cleared via court order. 

Need a name hit me up. 


Update:

Kylie was given a conditional discharge with 18 months probation. Which was canceled and the charges dismissed on August 25, 2025.

Despite the dismissal this entire case in a miscarriage of justice.

Kylie spent nearly 24 hours in the Mecklenburg County Detention Center. Her bond was set at $5,000.00. During her stay with the MCSO she was subjected to the Pre Trial Release process which after six hours gave her some hope of being released. 

Beyond the orange jump suit and other adversity Kylie was subjected to general ridicule then put into the adult supervision probation program. Forced to pay a fine and court costs.

Additionally she was required to return to court no less than 3 other occasions.

Frankly had she been black none of this would have happened. The Mecklenburg county judicial system is hopelessly broken.


35 comments:

  1. Q) What's the insensitive part at the end of the penis called?
    A) The Man.

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  2. Ah, Cornelius PD aka glorified security guards

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  3. She looks like a threat to a cock to me!

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  4. I’m a beautiful man and I hope I never get arrested in Mecklenburg County. Cedar will put my handsome face on this blog.

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    1. Nah trannies Cedar's just laughs at.

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    2. I’m not tranny, just a beautiful guy

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  5. Who would have this girl arrested she's what 100 pounds if that all of 5 feet tall. If she scares you then you really should have your man card revoked.

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  6. Cedar you need to post a link to her OF or at least her golf caddy girls for hire link.

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  7. Total Smash It!

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  8. Goodness someone better enjoy this while she’s young and beautiful because the crazy behind those eyes is enough to start a war. And once that beauty fades, she will be just a hornets nest of insane.

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  9. ITS OFFICIAL!
    You can now have dreads at CMPD as an officer.

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    1. I guess the Black Panther Nation tats are ok too?

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  10. Thought this was Dotterer for a second….yum

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    1. Anybody climbed that tree yet? Asking for a friend

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    2. Gross? Have you seen that pooper?

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    3. Negative on that bro.

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  11. I’m saying…he worked at the airport.

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  12. Women have always been this way. They just don’t get busted for hurting men.

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    1. Those would be the same men that think crazy sex with a psycho woman is worth the risk, yeah! Just the consolation prize.

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  13. I heard she smashed his hand in her car door then tried to back over him. The dude really thought he was going to die.

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  14. Come on Cedar Post the Caddie Photo!

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  15. We have a DC that went to jail for assault. We have a Major that was charged with false police reporting and sex with subordinates. Leave this poor blonde girl alone! Girls are gonna be girls.

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    1. Oh yeah..we had a LT that stole from a church:mosque. Let this bunny live!!!

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    2. How many people did that mooslum screw over while investigating IA complaints? Every sustained he touched should be overturned.

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    3. Which is worse:

      A LT that stole from a church.

      A LT that doesn’t pay their child support.

      A LT that fucked at the CVOC on duty.

      🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️3 years til retirement

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  16. I love snow bunnies.

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  17. Those eyes scream Fmeeeee Harder!

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  18. Oh My Goodness!

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  19. Golf Caddie yeah right.

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  20. Maybe she's mad the guy didn't pay her sugar babies fee.

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