Thursday, June 6, 2024

Kylie Nicole Mast Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

 


It seems that the BF of the rather diminutive Kylie Mast was worried he'd end up like John Bobbit at the hands and knife of former wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Perhaps being nick named "Stubby" wasn't something the perhapes now ex Lucas was interested in and so he filed a complaint against Ms. Mast for misdemeanor domestic violence and the Cornelius Police Department was happy to transport her to Garry McFadden's Mecklenburg County Hilton.

She has since been released but no word on court date or if the charges will be dismissed.

Update:

By Popular Request (Your Mileage May Vary) (Props to North Division Guys)



35 comments:

  1. Q) What's the insensitive part at the end of the penis called?
    A) The Man.

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  2. Ah, Cornelius PD aka glorified security guards

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  3. She looks like a threat to a cock to me!

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  4. I’m a beautiful man and I hope I never get arrested in Mecklenburg County. Cedar will put my handsome face on this blog.

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    1. Nah trannies Cedar's just laughs at.

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    2. I’m not tranny, just a beautiful guy

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  5. Who would have this girl arrested she's what 100 pounds if that all of 5 feet tall. If she scares you then you really should have your man card revoked.

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  6. Cedar you need to post a link to her OF or at least her golf caddy girls for hire link.

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  7. Total Smash It!

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  8. Goodness someone better enjoy this while she’s young and beautiful because the crazy behind those eyes is enough to start a war. And once that beauty fades, she will be just a hornets nest of insane.

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  9. ITS OFFICIAL!
    You can now have dreads at CMPD as an officer.

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    1. I guess the Black Panther Nation tats are ok too?

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  10. Thought this was Dotterer for a second….yum

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    1. Anybody climbed that tree yet? Asking for a friend

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    2. Gross? Have you seen that pooper?

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    3. Negative on that bro.

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  11. I’m saying…he worked at the airport.

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  12. Women have always been this way. They just don’t get busted for hurting men.

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    1. Those would be the same men that think crazy sex with a psycho woman is worth the risk, yeah! Just the consolation prize.

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  13. I heard she smashed his hand in her car door then tried to back over him. The dude really thought he was going to die.

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  14. Come on Cedar Post the Caddie Photo!

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  15. We have a DC that went to jail for assault. We have a Major that was charged with false police reporting and sex with subordinates. Leave this poor blonde girl alone! Girls are gonna be girls.

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    1. Oh yeah..we had a LT that stole from a church:mosque. Let this bunny live!!!

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    2. How many people did that mooslum screw over while investigating IA complaints? Every sustained he touched should be overturned.

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    3. Which is worse:

      A LT that stole from a church.

      A LT that doesn’t pay their child support.

      A LT that fucked at the CVOC on duty.

      🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️3 years til retirement

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  16. I love snow bunnies.

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  17. Those eyes scream Fmeeeee Harder!

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  18. Oh My Goodness!

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  19. Golf Caddie yeah right.

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  20. Maybe she's mad the guy didn't pay her sugar babies fee.

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