It seems that the BF of the rather diminutive Kylie Mast was worried he'd end up like John Bobbit at the hands and knife of former wife Lorena Bobbitt.
Perhaps being nick named "Stubby" wasn't something the perhaps now ex Lucas was interested in and so he filed a complaint against Ms. Mast for misdemeanor domestic violence and the Cornelius Police Department was happy to transport her to Garry McFadden's Mecklenburg County Hilton.
Cornelius Police Department Affidavit
On Monday, June 4, 2024, at approximately 2305 hours. spoke with the victim, at his residence, located at in Cornelius NC, in reference to Domestic. Dispatch advised that the victim's ex-girlfriend, later identified as Kylie Mast 08/20/2002, was moving her personal belongings out of the residence and physical altercation ensued.
Upon arriving on scene, spoke with the victim, who stated that as the suspect was moving out, they got into verbal argument about their relationship status. BF stated that the suspect struck him twice on the left side of his face with an open palm. I observed visible signs of redness and bruising on his left cheek.
Upon speaking to the suspect, she stated that she pushed J and that he grabbed her arm. admitted to pushing her off of him after she had struck him in the face. There were no physical signs of injury observed on Kylie.
At this point, Kylie was placed under arrest for Misdemeanor Crime of Domestic Violence and was transported to the Mecklenburg County Jail for processing.
Update:
By Popular Request (Your Mileage May Vary) (Props to North Division Guys)
Cedar Update: Advice to Ms. Mast, you can do far better than a guy who calls the cops on you after all a girl who likes golf deserves a second, third, fourth and more mulligans.

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Q) What's the insensitive part at the end of the penis called?
ReplyDeleteA) The Man.
Ah, Cornelius PD aka glorified security guards
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a threat to a cock to me!
ReplyDeleteI’m a beautiful man and I hope I never get arrested in Mecklenburg County. Cedar will put my handsome face on this blog.
ReplyDeleteNah trannies Cedar's just laughs at.
DeleteI’m not tranny, just a beautiful guy
DeleteWho would have this girl arrested she's what 100 pounds if that all of 5 feet tall. If she scares you then you really should have your man card revoked.
ReplyDeleteShort people are nuts!
DeleteCedar you need to post a link to her OF or at least her golf caddy girls for hire link.
ReplyDeleteTotal Smash It!
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ReplyDeleteITS OFFICIAL!
ReplyDeleteYou can now have dreads at CMPD as an officer.
I guess the Black Panther Nation tats are ok too?
DeleteThought this was Dotterer for a second….yum
ReplyDeleteAnybody climbed that tree yet? Asking for a friend
DeleteGross
DeleteGross? Have you seen that pooper?
DeleteNegative on that bro.
DeleteI’m saying…he worked at the airport.
ReplyDeleteWomen have always been this way. They just don’t get busted for hurting men.
ReplyDeleteThose would be the same men that think crazy sex with a psycho woman is worth the risk, yeah! Just the consolation prize.
DeleteI heard she smashed his hand in her car door then tried to back over him. The dude really thought he was going to die.
ReplyDeleteWorth it!
DeleteCome on Cedar Post the Caddie Photo!
ReplyDeleteYES Caddie Photos!
DeleteWe have a DC that went to jail for assault. We have a Major that was charged with false police reporting and sex with subordinates. Leave this poor blonde girl alone! Girls are gonna be girls.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah..we had a LT that stole from a church:mosque. Let this bunny live!!!
DeleteHow many people did that mooslum screw over while investigating IA complaints? Every sustained he touched should be overturned.
DeleteWhich is worse:
DeleteA LT that stole from a church.
A LT that doesn’t pay their child support.
A LT that fucked at the CVOC on duty.
🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️3 years til retirement
I love snow bunnies.
ReplyDeleteThose eyes scream Fmeeeee Harder!
ReplyDeleteOh My Goodness!
ReplyDeleteRight?
DeleteGolf Caddie yeah right.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's mad the guy didn't pay her sugar babies fee.
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